"Results like these do not belong on the resume of a Supreme Being."

And now George Carlin is gone? Damn. This is a rough month for us all.

He was not a movie star, but as someone who relishes star quality wherever she finds it, the Siren has always been awed by Carlin, one of the two greatest standup comedians of all time (the other, of course, being Richard Pryor). His delivery alone was a marvel--check out the shift in…