Self-Styled Siren

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In Memoriam: Annette Funicello, 1942-2013

In Memoriam: Annette Funicello, 1942-2013

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Apr 08, 2013
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"She's the perfect girl next door, she doesn't have a bad bone in her body. She's the sweetest girl I know, and nothing's ever changed."
—Frankie Avalon
"Even sitting in a wheelchair, life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful."
—Annette Funicello

The Siren isn't much for 1960s beach movies, but she always feels a pang when a truly sweet soul has pass…

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