Christmas Anecdote: "I Was Even More Nuts Than I Generally Am." (With Bonus Links)

The holidays are upon us, and it is time for the Siren's annual rituals. These include, but are not limited to: 1. Preparing to bake, the Siren's annual substitute for baking. 2. Cleaning out rooms in a frenzy that would do the Clean House crowd proud. 3. Forgetting one key Christmas present until the very last minute. And …